Welcome to the Daily Distress Shop. The commercial wing of Britain’s least funny satire website. We have mugs and T-shirts and that’s about it for now. More stuff will be coming along very soon.
Everything we sell is very nicely made and only sullied by our lousy design work and/or misguided attempts at humour.
Sadly we can only deliver to the UK right now because our government were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off but got a bit carried away. Those in the UK, however, can take their minds off the miseries of Brexit and lockdown by buying some stuff that they don’t really need. They call it retail therapy and apparently it’s good for you. Especially if you’re bored at work. Which you probably are if you’re reading this.
If there’s something you’d like us to add to our range, please give us a shout. For example, if you see a T-shirt design that you’d like on a hoodie or sweatshirt, just drop us a line via the contact page and we’ll get it added to the shop.
Due to the COVID situation, delivery times might be a little erratic at the moment. Your stuff should reach you within a week. If you have any problems, just give us a shout and we’ll sort it out for you. We are profoundly reasonable people.
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