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Barnstoneworth Miss Out Again

Yorkshire Cribbage League Division 12 Play-off Final:  Ullesbridge 8 Barnstoneworth 1 Barnstoneworth’s slender promotion hopes were finally extinguished last night as The Worthies stumbled to an embarrassing defeat at the hands of newly elected Ullesbridge. What had been predicted to be a close encounter soon turned to farce as Worthies skipper, George Sattersthwaite, was skunked …

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Vox Pop – Baden-Powell

Our socially-distanced reporters hit the streets to ask the Great British public what they think: Today’s question was “Given Lord Baden-Powell’s apparent support for Hitler’s National Socialists, is it time that we removed public monuments to the founder of the Scouting movement?” Patricia Paulsgrove, 68, retired ice-cream vendor, Portsmouth:  The Hitler thing doesn’t really bother …

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