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New Virus Threat Threatens Beleaguered Britain

Scientists have warned of the exponential growth of a new subset of Covid-19, the Corona-vert.  Whilst the new viral strain doesn’t share the deadly properties of its progenitor, Corona-verts have been known to reduce grown men to tears and are believed to be responsible for a rising epidemic of smashed television screens.  Official data has …

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