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NK Bid to Save 2020 Olympics

Supreme Leader Kim Jong Un has come up with an exciting and practical alternative to delaying the 2020 Olympic Games. It was initially suggested that the games be held in 2021, but even a twelve-month delay cannot guarantee that the event will remain unaffected by the pandemic. Problem solved The Supreme Leader, however, has an …

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Vox Pop – Social Distancing

Our socially-distanced reporters bravely hit the streets, once again. to ask the Great British public what they think: Today’s question was “Should we reduce the recommended social distancing target from two metres to one metre?” Lucy Nguyen, 31, computer programmer, Gloucester:  I wear a face mask so I don’t have to worry about other people. …

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Vox Pop – Baden-Powell

Our socially-distanced reporters hit the streets to ask the Great British public what they think: Today’s question was “Given Lord Baden-Powell’s apparent support for Hitler’s National Socialists, is it time that we removed public monuments to the founder of the Scouting movement?” Patricia Paulsgrove, 68, retired ice-cream vendor, Portsmouth:  The Hitler thing doesn’t really bother …

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