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Chess Pieces to be Renamed?

A top Midlands academic has launched a new campaign to break with centuries of tradition by renaming the nation’s chess pieces. We asked Professor Shanice Longfellow, Chair of Militant Feminism at Shepshed University to explain her thinking. PROFESSOR LONGFELLOW: The patriarchal nature of the underlying aggression at the heart of the game needs to be …

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