Humour
Light-hearted stuff, general daftness and funny stories in English settings. Or so it seems, some of these stories are made up and some of them are true. We’re not going to tell you which is which.
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Healthy Food for Students
If you’re leaving home for the first time, you’re probably worried about what you’re going to eat. Sure, you’d like to be as healthy as possible but you won’t have much time to cook and money will be tight. What should you do? Worry no more! Here is the handy A-Z guide to healthy food …
Where’s Moggy?
Where’s Moggy? Our fantastic new competition is here! Our lord and saviour, Jacob Rees-Mogg, the right honourable something or other for the 16th Century has taken to hiding himself in the pages of The Daily Distress. He thinks that this is the last place that people will look now that hiding in a fridge has …
Tales From Topographic Oceans – One Man’s Story
We often witness feats of incredible human endurance. People ride the Tour de France, climb the north face of the Eiger or do triathlons all of the time. And we applaud those people. But what about the everyday heroes who don’t make the headlines? We went in search of people who have endured the unendurable …
9 Things That You Never Knew About Castles
What did Henry VIII, Count Dracula and George Harrison all have in common? They all lived in castles! Castles are a commonplace sight around the UK but here are a few things that you probably didn’t know about these rather heavily fortified houses. 1There are thought to be around 1,500 castles in England alone. We’re …
Doctor Who and the Jelly Babies
Cast and crew Jodie Whittaker as The Doctor. TV’s Bradley Walsh as Graham. Tosin Cole as Thingy. Mandip Gill as Wotsit. Joey Essex as himself. Tom Baker as Tom Baker. Sacha Dawan as <Spoiler Removed> Epilogue A BUSY LONDON STREET TOM BAKER: Ah, I say! Young man! Would you be so kind as to direct …
