Month: August 2020

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Chess Pieces to be Renamed?

A top Midlands academic has launched a new campaign to break with centuries of tradition by renaming the nation’s chess pieces. We asked Professor Shanice Longfellow, Chair of Militant Feminism at Shepshed University to explain her thinking. PROFESSOR LONGFELLOW: The patriarchal nature of the underlying aggression at the heart of the game needs to be …

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Mark Francois Fights the Flab

We’ve all been piling on the pounds during lock-down and obesity is on the rise. Excess weight is rapidly becoming the number one health problem in the UK. An increase in heart attacks, strokes, type 2 diabetes and people getting wedged between the doors at McDonald’s have all been blamed on our national weight problem. …

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