Month: August 2020

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Chess Pieces to be Renamed?

A top Midlands academic has launched a new campaign to break with centuries of tradition by renaming the nation’s chess pieces. We asked Professor Shanice Longfellow, Chair of Militant Feminism at Shepshed University to explain her thinking. PROFESSOR LONGFELLOW: The patriarchal nature of the underlying aggression at the heart of the game needs to be …

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Learn Extremism Like a PRO!

Are you looking for a new career as a pain in the backside? Are you tired of thinking? Do you find reality confusing and overly nuanced? Do you simply want to troll the internet? Do you want to learn extremism like a true pro? If you answered “yes” to any of the above questions, then …

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New Chinese Plot Uncovered

It was only ever a matter of time before China took its revenge on the UK for the recent Huawei snub. While the government were fully unprepared for an economic backlash, nobody quite expected a bizarre new form of biological warfare. In a plot that could have been lifted from any of the too many …

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Mark Francois Fights the Flab

We’ve all been piling on the pounds during lock-down and obesity is on the rise. Excess weight is rapidly becoming the number one health problem in the UK. An increase in heart attacks, strokes, type 2 diabetes and people getting wedged between the doors at McDonald’s have all been blamed on our national weight problem. …

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